This amused me a little..

[macfadyan]

These directions are from Britain, but I'm sure they can be adapted. Having said that, they are most pertinent to Britain at the current time....

Directions
1. Start at your Local Airport. If London Heathrow is your local airport, go to 3.
2. Catch flight from your Local Airport to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 5.Start going toward the
"Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South"
-
follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" –
follow for 0.3 miles.
7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
8. Take the "Highway 114 west"
exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow
for 91.1 miles
10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" -
follow for 0.7 miles
11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" -
follow for104.0 miles
12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" -
follow for 2.8 miles
13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow
for 104.9 miles
14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward
"Dumas" - follow for7.8 miles
15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for
0.5 miles
16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" – follow for1.7
miles 17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow
for 0.1miles 18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"


Now that's the f***ing way to Amarillo, so will everybody STOP SINGING IT PLEASE !!!!! [Arnie]

[Hobbit]

I chuckled I did