Caption Competition July 2004

[Adam J Purcell]

In recognition of the end of Frasier I give you:

Roz, Daphne, Martin,
Niles and Frasier

but what is the caption?

[Havoc]

The final truth about Maris and why we never see her... she's a poltergeist.

[Andy Simpkins]

It was only after seeing the pink giraffes strolling past, did the gang realise that their Cafe Latte's had been swapped for mushroom tea...

Kelsey Grammer,ever the gentleman throughout the 10 year run of 'Frasier',let his barriers drop and let an almighty one off in the presence of the rest of the cast.....

Frasier:"Now that the series is over,we can let our hair down in an orgiastic celebration!"
Niles:"I cannot believe you could be so whimsical and childish!I'm off to share a sensory deprivation tank with Maris!"
Daphne:"About bloody time the series has finished!I am sick of keeping up this faux-Mancunian accent that the producers imposed upon me!"
Martyn:"I know I shouldn't have had that last coffee but all I can say is:Thank Goodness for incontinence pants...."

[Adam J Purcell]

Daphne even surprised herself this time, despite often saying "I'm a little bit psychic". These new found powers of revenge on Dr. Crane were especially satisfying.

What's more the pompous windbag would never even blame her - the perfect retribution for years of complaints about her cooking.

[Guest]

The new coffee at Cafe Nervosa really was uplifting.