Caption Competition September 2004

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Caption Competition September 2004

Post by Adam J Purcell » Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:05 pm

I'm sure this needs no introduction but what is the caption?


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Post by Hobbit » Sun Sep 05, 2004 5:36 pm

Admit it - Picard is better than Kirk - ADMIT IT!!!!!

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Post by tallorder » Sun Sep 05, 2004 6:40 pm

You're suprisingly light for a rebel!

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Re: Caption Competition September 2004

Post by Havoc » Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:13 pm

Fred Stormtrooper (extreme left) and Bert Stormtrooper (extreme right) were glad of the widescreen release as they got to be seen at last...

'Spot the Rebel' had replaced 'Spot the Ball' a long long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Darth failed his medical exam by totally screwing up the Heimlich manoeuvre.

With white winning in the 'Imperial Live Action Chess Tournaments' the Black King made an unorthodox and daring move.

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Post by macfadyan » Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:24 pm



"Now then me dearie, whats all this oi've been earing about them there droids? Oi baint avin it!"

If Dave Prowse voiced Vader..
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Post by Andy Simpkins » Mon Sep 06, 2004 10:00 pm

"Hah,Rebel scum!I can see a nasty cavity in one of your upper molars..."

1st Stormtrooper:"I don't know about you but I am busting for a leak and there are no zippers on this armour..."
2nd Stormtrooper:"You might need to have a jimmy but I have just released an almighty trouser-cough and I am being gassed in here..."

"No,Rebel scum,I will not tell you the address of the Soho fetish club where I go every Friday night to feel comfortable wearing all of this clobber..."
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Re: Caption Competition September 2004

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Post by Guest » Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:41 am

Every morning the crew were rigorously examined to see if they complied with Lord Vader's rule stipulating the maximum length of nasal hair.

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Post by lordsummerisle » Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:52 am

There were some in the Oval Office who thought President Bush had misunderstood the concept behind the Regan administration's Star Wars programme.
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Post by Adam J Purcell » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:33 am

Vader: Don't say I didn't warn to get off this soap box!

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