Caption Competition September 2006

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:51 pm

Here's Elvis and Captain Jack Sparrow but what is the caption?

lordsummerisle · Post by **lordsummerisle** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:54 am

It's always easy with Elvis and/or a codpiece ....

"Is that a light-sabre in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"

Or

Elvis pondered Jack's offer to 'love him tender' but decided that might be a difficult promise to keep if he was really filling that cup.

There's probably one about a guy down the Death Star who swears he's Elvis in there somewhere too.

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:12 pm

At last,Elvis had made the leap from performing in Las Vegas to performing in front of thousands of Imperial Stormtroopers...

Elvis: "I say,I say,I say,....I wanna thank you all for being here tonight....."

Captain Jack (whispering to someone off stage): "Quick,hide the rum,the bourbon , the fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and the prescription pain-killers....."

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:57 am

Elvis, proud owner of a Fish and Chips shop in Nuneaton, makes a deal with pirate Jack Sparrow to get around the Imperial Fish Quotas.

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Caption Competition September 2006

Caption Competition September 2006