"Is that a magic wand in my back or are you pleased to see me?"
"If I had known that Victor Meldrew was going to be one of my advisors, I would have handed the throne straight to Mordred!..."
"If you so much as mention the Knights of Ni! one more time, I swear I'll swing for you!!..."
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!