"I am not going to hurl, I am not going to hurl...."
The Doctor could not contain his obsession for stroking brickwork any longer...
"Whats that on the ground by my trainer? It looks like dog poo, it smells like dog poo....it tastes like dog poo. Good job I didn't tread in it..."
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!