Most reports in Newspapers after the last of the Timelords died read:
"On this day Sarah Jane Smith tried to fly the T.A.R.D.I.S with her Sonic Lipstick, this photo was taken just before the crash" It was a sad day...
Doctor Who, and SGU, oh (insert cheesy rhyme) WOO HOO!
Katy Manning had tried unsuccessfully to remove the coat-hanger that had got stuck in her mouth...
Doctor: "So, Jo, what did those Amazonian tribesmen do to you to make your mouth so stretched...?"
Jo: "Thanks for buggering off halfway through my engagement party. I've been lumbered with a husband whose main hobby is growing all sorts of strange spores and fungi..."
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!