Katy Manning had tried unsuccessfully to remove the coat-hanger that had got stuck in her mouth...
Doctor: "So, Jo, what did those Amazonian tribesmen do to you to make your mouth so stretched...?"
Jo: "Thanks for buggering off halfway through my engagement party. I've been lumbered with a husband whose main hobby is growing all sorts of strange spores and fungi..."
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!