Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy

catwillow · Post by **catwillow** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:39 pm

Sooty?

macfadyan · Post by **macfadyan** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:55 am

catwillow wrote:Sooty?

Bill, it's over to you...

LOL

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:24 pm

Heather,how would anyone be able to administer an enema to Sooty?After all,he has had Matthew Corbetts hand up his....(sound of hand being clamped over mouth,sound of van pulling up and a nice muscular man saying'Now,Mr. Simpkins,let us take you to a nice place where you have your own padded room and all the mashed banana you can eat with a spoon....)

lordsummerisle · Post by **lordsummerisle** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:45 pm

Actually that was Terry Gilliam ...... and while he was boozing I joined the crew of his latest movie and told them to scrap everything they'd filmed because I wasn't satisfied and we'd have to do it all again but this time with more expensive sets.

I've been doing it for years, he still hasn't caught on

lordsummerisle · Post by **lordsummerisle** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:51 pm

Sooty?

Now there's a tale.

It involves a sadistic doctor, a case of suspected appendicitis, a rubber glove, half a dozen medical students and a handful of jelly

I still can't look at a trifle without a tear in my eye.

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:54 pm

For Goodness' sake,do not say things like that.I have never had so many people take such an avid interest in my derriere.A few of them were female and very attractive but all I could raise was an embarrassed smile

.Regrettably,they were medical students and trainee doctors so they had seen it all before...

lordsummerisle · Post by **lordsummerisle** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:59 pm

You still have to ask the question though ...... why is that all proctologists have hands like a bunch of bananas?

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:08 pm

Because it makes them uniquely qualified for the job;to make one's eyes water

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:12 pm

What's that? You made their mouths water?!

I think you two should write for the Spanky's Bungalow Monthly (by Panini) - I hear they have an entire section devoted to 'real life stories' such as these!

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:03 pm

That's not a bad idea,Adam.I could put in a few pithy comments about how they never warm their hands before carrying out an examination,external or otherwise

You said that Spanky's Bungalow was rife with unhealthy practices and sordid deeds.A new contest on this site could be how long one could retain the contents of an enema syringe (while someone stands by with a stopwatch) before making a rather hasty exit.Something worthy of the pages of Spanky's Bungalow,methinks....

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