Although he hadn't owned up to it, the other cast members had a pretty good idea that Cyberman 2 was the one who farted and ruined the take.

Yes, thinking back to some of the monstrosities my mum dressed me in, I can well believe that...

Did they put something in the water in the 60s that mde everyone colour blind? Or is it as I have always suspected, that not only was TV black and white before then but so was the world?

No, that would be too frightening. Remember, children may see it. It's got to be something less scary...George Bush in a fur-trimmed g-string complete with optional handcuff accessories?

Michael Portillo?

Oh dear... ohdearohdearohdearohdearohdearohdearohdear ohdearohdearohdearohdearohdearohdearohdear ohdearohdear :D A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a coupl...

When an episode is that good you can forgive a few little quibbles.