The acting in the new series was so wooden, the extras spent most of their time prying splinters from the stars' bums.

I'm surrounded by little boys...

I think it's sweet.

Sick puppy...

True - but he's also a sweetie pie

Aah! You should have known better

Yup, watched the first episode of the new season with Pertwee's head on my knee...

He bought it...<sigh>....pics to follow...