Made my mum go and buy that for me in case anyone saw me! And that was in the days when I could tell you to the minute how long there was until the next episode....(now let me work this out...)

Adam could have sworn that he warned the guys before their day trip to Kvartloom 4 that "Quo" was Kvartanese for "your mother has a large enough anal capacity to accomodate 12 sailors comfortably"...or had he?

Tony wished he hadn't asked "What's the worst that can happen?" when the Government gave Adam permission to rule the country for a day.

Yeah, saw that. Said to Keith at the time that he was breaching editorial conduct. What a plonker! He'll lose his job over this. Not that it'll hit too hard, what with the book 'n all. Silly boy

Oh sod it...some people I know... Keith Dunn = The unkind Adam Purcell = Dream call up Bill Cook = Oil block Heather Allen = Hear neat hell Jean Riddler = Jail red nerd Steve Britten = Invest better and some I don't.. Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer :shock: Tony Blair = Tory in Lab Adolf Hitl...

That nice young Andrew Simpkins. Did he play the lesser known Wimp in Darkness - which is an anagram of your name...

Proving once again that I can find ingenious new ways to avoid doing anything useful, I have found an anagram projector...

Anthony Gallichan = a hot anal lynching



(Sorry, Big Tone - Keith made me do it!!!)

LOVED the South Park Uncle F****r song How rude!

Zoe: And THAT'S what happens when you give a wedgie to a man already known for his tight pants.