Catwillow, bless her little cotton socks, has organised a variety show as part of the Breast Cancer Care In The Pink Campaign. Several of the Staggering Stories crew are involved in one way, shape or form and it would be great if a few tickets were bought by you lot. The show will be held on October...

Well, I'm glad you didn't say that - it would have been very rude and I would have had to slap you.

With the greatest respect, you're a sick puppy, Oh Mighty Presidentness.

Hotay

Oy veh, again with the Jaffa Cakes....everything is Jaffa Cakes with you, you're not a normal boy. Why couldn't you be like that nice Macfadyen boy, always kind to his friends, he is. Never goes round stealing Jaffa Cakes... Anyway Cybermen never freaked me out, but then I only ever saw the camp JNT...

Put it away, Purcell, you know you're not allowed to flash that around any more.

Well go on then

Does anyone have a copy of the Great London to Brighton Dalek push? I've lost mine and want to embarrass the kids with it. It was about 1987...if you were there you'd remember....

Please send PM if you can help

Bravely, he held her back from the Top of the Pops executives, refusing to accept "Because I want to, because I want to" as a good enough reason for inflicting her singing on an unsuspecting universe.

AND I HATE YOU TOOOOOOOO!!!
I DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING!!!!

...please could you send me the plumpton and proms and brighton pix....thankyouthankyouthankyou...