Could everyone e-mail me so I can re-stock my address book - I HATE COMPUTERS AND THEY HATE ME

Aaah, don't sigh, my little blond dumpling, you know we wuv you...



Tony began to weep as Adam called the Car Crushers R Us emergency hotline.

Tony insisted he could re-enact the raunchy bit from Titanic all by himself, thank you very much.

As Adam's latest superduper invention sucked all the oxygen from the car, Tony realised that, for everyone else, this had been one trip too many with only his Weren't The 80s Wonderful CD to break the monotony...

There are some very strange people on this forum...

...sigh...

NOT HIM!!!! The sweet-looking one!!!
That's TWO pinches I owe you.

Methinks there are several candidates for THAT position portrayed in the picture...

How dare you call my little boy a weakest link!!!!!
I'm going to give you such a pinch!

I just find it so sad that Adam will have to wait six days for a climax....does that boy not have a right hand?