Now that was more promising. Scary, intimidating, ranting - everything a Dalek should be.

If they go and mess it up in the second part I will be eversoeverso miffed and will stamp my foot in a huff.

The Vileda people had no problem pinpointing the person who had stolen their latest mop head

If you have a minute people, please raise a glass or three to Mitch and Sue who will be tying the knot on Saturday. They are a lovely couple and deserve all the happiness in the world. Mitch's cooking is legendary and the aroma and vapour from his three-day simmering cassoroles has been known to str...

So she doesn't work for Tupperware then?
They do rather nice jugs

Did she work for Tupperware?

Lies make baby Jesus cry.

Of course, it has to be asked why you were looking for brothels in Crawley....

...um...I liked it...

One Word is much better than Fade to Grey.

I like a challenge

...look at Keith...