its so large it has a noticible gravity well, I should expect Not that noticable, it's nowhere near the size of a planet (being 550 miles in diameter at the largest estimate) and mainly hollow. In fact, even if it were massive enough to have any appreciable gravity, being mainly hollow it would pro...

"I can't hear you, Bob"

"Read the bubbles then"

LOL

Try this for size

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/01/10deathstar.html

Doesn't sound any worse than the original to me, mate. Silk purse, sow's ear and all that.

Didn't we try this once before? Involved a hideous pink jogging suit and a certain robot dog sitting incongruously on a brick wall in the middle of nowhere. It'll be with the tin dog otherwise, and will all due respect to Liz Sladen, what would be the point? Now, how did it go? Ah, yes ...... K9 woo...

As the Cyberman began fondling his bum the Doctor realised there was such a thing as a fate worse than death.

So let me get this straight, currently 150 metres away from where you are now is a better area ..... hmmm

Leaving the water was where it all started going wrong. I was quite happy with my hydrothermal vent, then the missus saw that telly program "Ecological Niches Under The Hammer" and the next thing you know, we've traded up to a pool of slime. We can't really afford the mortage on that but s...

Not a lot of people know this but in the early seventies there was a national shortage of textiles so clothes were actually made out of wallpaper until 1976.

Mind you, these are even scarier.

http://www.aceofwands.net/archive/fashion.html

This is what it must be like to take LSD

This?

http://shillpages.com/dw/other34.jpg

Dunno about you but it scares the feck out of me !!