I'll be bringing the Stinking Bishop.

I might even bring some cheese too ....... f'narr.

Would help if you could tell us what was on the Blue Screen Of Death. It ought to tell you the failing DLL or VXD somewhere at the top. Just a hunch though, you haven't updated your system with any of the new 64 bit drivers by accident?

C is for Chest. They were put together in Airfix kit form. They've probably got a big B on their bottoms as well.

My guess is it's some sort of locking nut, I'll lay money that somewhere in the story a large mechanical screwdriver type thing is inserted in it to take one to pieces.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 426416.stm

A big improvement on the JNT cuddly Cybermen IMHO. Third series confirmed.

indeed.

My defence would have been "A dog? I know he'sh a bit rough, offisher, but there'sh no need to be offenshive", and then feigned complete surprise that the creature lurking around my nether regions was not in fact Jimmy Somerville.

Now, about Supernova .......

Tuesdays, 22.00, BBC2. Stars Rob Bryden as a British astronomer who ups sticks and moves to an observatory in the Australian outback. It's not 'weak at the knees' funny but it's intelligent and always amusing. It's the 5th episode tomorrow but if you get the chance make sure you see the second. Our ...

Anyone watching it? The science is total b0ll0cks but despite that I'm really beginning to enjoy it. It's great to see a comedy written with a few intellectual jokes as well as a bit of toilet humour. Opinions?

Finally the riddle was answered. Just how many Keith Dunns DOES it take to change a lightbulb?

Hobbit wrote:"Look Dougal. The emperor has loaned me his new clothes. Shall I try them on?"

<big smirk> For some reason I really like that one.

BTW Did you hear that Brian Cant was TURNED DOWN to voice the narrative for those Windy Miller/Quakers adverts. WHY!!!?? My guess would be that some overpaid and under-talented ad exec decided he wanted someone who sounded more like the original narrator .... someone more Brian Cant-ish :-) The con...