Mr Dunn may be right to be cautious. A great first (or twenty-seventh) series, but will the show survive a regneration, will the great British publc take to David Tennant? How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a light-bulb? For me, the vote to the best story goes to The Empty Child & T...

One look at the usual suspects was enough to convice Keyser Soze to leave Crawley.

Indeed. The search engine recognises 'cups' as a synonym for 'jugs' and directs you to Caprice in her smalls. That's a pint you win.

Take it out of the ones you owe me

No, silly.

Clue .... think of the various parts of a bra.

Actually (and not wishing to spoil any fun had on Adam's behalf) this was on the back pages of Computing Today or one of the trade rags recently. Basically if you stick in any town with 'brothels' it comes up with the weirdest answers. Search engines are funny things. Go to Argos and type in "c...

I thought it was quite well done with the exception of the CGI that looked like men in rubber suits. There's probably a 'rubberise' filter in the CGI software specially included for use on Doctor Who. But I agree, it was far too emotionally manipulative for me. Wonderful for anyone who likes a good ...

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Today's tunes, eh ..... you're beginning to sound like my dad, MacFadyan. You'll be wearing a flat cap and growing cucumbers next.

The headmaster soon regretted the tab of acid he'd dropped shortly before opening the junior school disco.

DJ Sven knew "Holding Out For Hero" would go down well at the Justice League Of America's Christmas party.

Bl00dy excellent idea, Hobbit. You should take up writing for a living