Don't you start getting misty eyed over the 80's too!! It's bad - I'm an ancient 30 years old (talking of which, what do you want for your imminent birthday, old Hobbit?) but I'm having a hard time not letting myself get too excited over this! I went to the BBC site yesterday evening and watched wha...

I enjoy it, but it is not, and never will be - how shall I put this? - Doctor Who. I hear the theme music and my stomach flips. But then Christopher Eccleston appears, looking dour in his leather jacket, and I have an overwhelming sense of loss. For a long time (before there was any talk of a new s...

The sandcrawler suddenly sped up to run down the dirty flasher.

I'm gonna tell my mum on you and then you'll be sorry. She taught me everything I know about nipples and pain and how the two are linked And where were social services?! Anyway, back to the caption competition: Is Karen saying: "Get on your knees, dog! I don't care if your 'knees have gone'!&q...

Is Karen saying to Keith: "Does your head go to the top of your helmet?"

The orphans, cunningly disguised as Jawas, ran for it the moment Macfadyan turns his back.

We did consider this for a caption competition but dared not! But given you've taken most of the risk for me..!

Is Karen saying: "Come on, give me a leg up, how else am I going to get to the top of that Christmas Tree?"

Here's a Star Wars Galaxies screenshot of Macfadyan after a friend's stag night. What, though, is the caption?

macfadyan wrote:as a side note, just what is that ridiculous spinning thingy under Crumbly's name?

Is it the Iraqi Information Minister?

Yes,that was a picture of me taken back in the sacred year of 1988 up at Portmerion. So, is it true that you were the only number 6 in the Village?! Any why are you doing an impression of Bugs Bunny trying to swallow a carrot whole? There is clearly much we have yet to discover of this man's former...