Is that a clucking alien? Yes, Staggering Stories Podcast 78: Vincent and the Giant Chicken is now available! We cover: Doctor Who: Vincent and the Doctor. Plus, as ever, lots of news (Torchwood and more!) More madness than peering at aliens in a car mirror! http://www.staggeringstories.net/Podcast7...

Can we talk over Doctor Who for you, twice? If yes, then the Staggering Stories Audio Commentary #8: Doctor Who - The Hungry Earth AND Staggering Stories Audio Commentary #9: Doctor Who - Cold Blood are both now available! Yes, yet again, two commentaries for the price of none! Last week we held off...

Is it true that it isn't easy been green? Yes, Staggering Stories Podcast 77: Cold Mud is now available! We cover: Doctor Who: Cold Blood. Ian Man 2 Plus, as ever, lots of news (Doctor Who, Torchwood and more!) More madness than having tea with a lizard! http://www.staggeringstories.net/Podcast77.jp...

Would we suck Amy down below? Yes, Staggering Stories Podcast 76: The Hungry Hell is now available! We cover: Doctor Who: The Hungry Earth. Ashes to Ashes: Season 3, episode 8 (the grand finale!) Plus, as ever, lots of news (Doctor Who and more!) More madness than waving at your past of future self!...

Can we talk over Doctor Who for you? If yes, then the Staggering Stories Audio Commentary #7: Doctor Who - Amy's Choice is now available! Yes, it's time for another Doctor Who audio commentary! Amy’s swallowed a planet, Rory’s having an early mid-life hair crisis and the Doctor’s considering self ha...

Hmm, good question! If we are talking a new fan who will be more likely to follow new broadcast episodes than immediately jump back into time, then I would certainly limit myself to Matt Smith stories for now. So, just from the new Matt Smith era, I would probably go for: The Eleventh Hour, The Beas...

Do we dream about Amy Pond? Yes, Staggering Stories Podcast 75: Amy's Bellyful is now available! We cover: Doctor Who: Amy's Choice. Ashes to Ashes: Season 3, episode 7 (the penultimate one!). Plus, as ever, lots of news (Doctor Who and more!) More madness than swallowing a planet! http://www.stagge...

Here's Amy (aka Karen Gillan, aka Grunhilda Knobnaker), The Doctor (aka Matt Smith) and Rory (aka Arthur Darvill, aka Englebert Moundstrider III) in Upper Leadworth. What, though, is the caption?

Amy: "Doctor! That was Gary Coleman you just soniced to death"

Doctor: "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Pond?"

Amy (screaming): "Doctor, look out! It's Graham Norton appearing..!"