Here's Tom Jackman. Or is it Mr. Hyde? Jekyll, perhaps? James Nesbitt, maybe? Whatever, or whoever, what might the caption be?

The Infinite Probability Drive had taken Trillian's trousers. Marvin was keen to see what it might do next...

It's either someone dredging up childhood memories without realising or, perhaps more likely, an attempt by a rational person to sucker in a few 'believers' before pulling the rug out from under them! If it's the latter, I certainly approve!

Adam J Purcell wrote:

Zooey: And to think that once upon a time they might have put a chimp into a costume like that... Now I have to work with lecherous dwarfs!

I am particularly impressed how he does it over and over, apparently without getting tired! Not only that but he does it exactly the same each time... It's inhuman! Though I'm not sure how useful it is to transform into a cardboard box. The chances of the likes of Gene Hunt crashing his car through ...

I have now seen the new 'Live Action' Transformers film. I much prefer the 1986 animated film, I have to say! I'm sure none of you were planning to see this new film. If you were, be prewarned... The Transformers bore no relation to any previous versions of themselves (the exception being that Prime...

Here's the Hitchhiker's Guide's Trillian (aka Tricia McMillan, aka Zooey Deschanel) and Marvin (aka the Paranoid Android, aka Warwick Davis). What, though, is the caption?

Adam J Purcell wrote:

No matter what the Master did, he just didn't seem to be able to impress 'The Lovely' Debbie McGee...

Are you sure it wasn't deliberate by some sick subeditor? Wasn't your work, was it?!

Well, I'm not sure about other Hasbro toys being turning into films (although I wouldn't be surprised to see a 'GI Joe' film someday!) Gun-totting ponies aside they would all surely be dreadful! I wonder if the same might not be true of this new Transformers... I doubt I'll see it on the big screen ...