right then, still a hiccup with e mail, but I'm back oline with blueyonder - cable modem as opposed to the dsl I had with aohell but hey, I'm no longer in the kindergarten, lol.

expect a mail from me a little later

Recognising the popularity of Only Fools And Horses, new Who producer Russel T decides to remake old Del Boy episodes starting with the Doctor receiving some dodgy dolls to sell on....

How does my nose produce so much gunge? Is my head dimensionally trancendental? I need to use renewable tissue, lol...I've gone through ten decidous forests so far. If anyone is still unsure, I advise you watch the Young Ones' episode "Sick" with particular reference to Neil. And no. I do ...

Baby sitting!!

no, really...I'm too bloody knackered to go online when I get home...I should be back either weds or thurs...be afraid.

until then, here is some light music...

ahem...

lallallalalalaalalaaa

KILL....MAIM....DESTROY THE RAT, THE VERMIN, THE.......FERRET...EWWW

I'm really rather impressed. it seems Dr Who fans seem to be somewhat talented....in the rooms Ive met writers, artists and quite a few teachers.... what do you lot think? (note - yes, Im asking a question to stimulate conversation - normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. Until then, he...

Hello Mother!

don't forget though, it also has a hand on a cushion!

alas, CATT, I think Zaggy has discovered.....women!!!!...be very afraid. When he next comes into the room, he'll be smoking a pipe, wearing slippers, and stinking of HAI! karate aftershave....

hello folks and the ferret! Now then, welcome to the forum that catt and zaggy have kindly said we could do for you lot...or something, lol. One rule - please don't mention the "normal" business of the rooms if you possibly can avoid it. The webmaster is, understandably, mildly purturbed i...