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by Andy Simpkins
Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:08 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: The Stuff Of Nightmares
Replies: 22
Views: 215634

I can only draw comparisons between the mysterious buyer and the completely barking Centari Emperor Cartagia from Babylon 5.Maybe he has a secret inner sanctum where he has the heads of his enemies on his desk and he goes there to talk to and confide in them..... :shock: :shock:
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:57 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Forum Resurrection!
Replies: 10
Views: 56136

Welcome back Hants bear.It has been a long time..... :)
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: The Stuff Of Nightmares
Replies: 22
Views: 215634

Hmmm,all very well and good but surely his head would be a bit smelly by now.Not the sort of thing I would have on my mantlepiece.Maybe I could but only if I were to put it in the fridge each night.... :D
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:01 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Hehehe...sigh
Replies: 2
Views: 22438

Cut your jibber jabber, crazy fool! That's a great promo for the next series but didn't they change the Doctor? Eccleston is obviously returning for an episode! It's going to be top quality Saturday TV entertainment, like the mid 80's all over again... For Goodness' sake Adam.Don't say things like ...
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition April 2006
Replies: 5
Views: 48233

Karen,that band logo on my caricatures T-shirt could have so easily been Jethro Tull.... :P :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:27 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition April 2006
Replies: 5
Views: 48233

....the usual chaos ensued whenever the Staggering Stories team took to the dancefloor......

Once the vision-hazing effects of the beer had worn off,Tony realised that the stunner he had been smooching with for the past half hour had taken on a slightly 'different' appearance
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:26 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: imdb pranksters at it again... Shock News Re. Doctor Who S2
Replies: 3
Views: 28729

You have now become Lady Summersisle,Bill.You should now be off to bake some cakes,file your nails and burn Edward Woodward on some hooky old pagan ceremony. :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:45 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Anagrams
Replies: 5
Views: 39865

Hello Karen,I cannot think of any anagrams but at least I have been to see Jethro Tull in concert..... :P
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:50 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition March 2006
Replies: 10
Views: 71610

Hunt and Tyler could only look on despondently as they find out that flared trousers would still be fashionable on 30 years time....

As always,they were always first in line when a new hip album was released at their local groovy record store....
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2006
Replies: 6
Views: 50751

Zoe: "What do you get if you have a green ball in this hand and a green ball in that hand?" Mal: "I am gorramed if I know....." Zoe: "The Jolly Green Giant's undivided attention....." Mal;"Er,Zoe.You know that tea you brewed a little while ago with those funny litt...