I can only draw comparisons between the mysterious buyer and the completely barking Centari Emperor Cartagia from Babylon 5.Maybe he has a secret inner sanctum where he has the heads of his enemies on his desk and he goes there to talk to and confide in them.....

Welcome back Hants bear.It has been a long time.....

Hmmm,all very well and good but surely his head would be a bit smelly by now.Not the sort of thing I would have on my mantlepiece.Maybe I could but only if I were to put it in the fridge each night....

Cut your jibber jabber, crazy fool! That's a great promo for the next series but didn't they change the Doctor? Eccleston is obviously returning for an episode! It's going to be top quality Saturday TV entertainment, like the mid 80's all over again... For Goodness' sake Adam.Don't say things like ...

Karen,that band logo on my caricatures T-shirt could have so easily been Jethro Tull....

....the usual chaos ensued whenever the Staggering Stories team took to the dancefloor......

Once the vision-hazing effects of the beer had worn off,Tony realised that the stunner he had been smooching with for the past half hour had taken on a slightly 'different' appearance

You have now become Lady Summersisle,Bill.You should now be off to bake some cakes,file your nails and burn Edward Woodward on some hooky old pagan ceremony.

Hello Karen,I cannot think of any anagrams but at least I have been to see Jethro Tull in concert.....

Hunt and Tyler could only look on despondently as they find out that flared trousers would still be fashionable on 30 years time....

As always,they were always first in line when a new hip album was released at their local groovy record store....

Zoe: "What do you get if you have a green ball in this hand and a green ball in that hand?" Mal: "I am gorramed if I know....." Zoe: "The Jolly Green Giant's undivided attention....." Mal;"Er,Zoe.You know that tea you brewed a little while ago with those funny litt...