Do not be so quick to dismiss them.They do have their moments and have indirectly helped the Doctor and Rose out of a couple of scrapes.If it hadn't been for Jackie banging a friend of a friend,they would not have had the use of the tow truck to open up the heart of the TARDIS and thus return Rose t...

In his never-ending quest to emulate megalomaniacial leaders of the past,Adam did a very good impression of King Herod and asking for the head of John The Baptist.....

Oxymoron....isn't that another word for an Irish welder?


I'll get my coat.....

The latest line in futuristic sauna's got their long over-due preview. Captain Archer:"No,I've had enough of Human and Vulcan females!This is where I really cross strange new frontiers!" In the absence of birch twigs,the bridge crew of the USS Enterprise NX-01 had to resort to other means ...

The new range of 'Keith Dunn' replica Art Deco floor-standing lamps gets its first preview...

"You know guys,I think I'm going to enjoy being a Freemason..."

Keith was slightly taken aback as he demonstrated the new 'Pube-B-Gone' depiliatory device...

Oooowwwwwww!!!!!! I am crossing my legs in sympathy after reading that.That should be a musing and a warning about the dangers of depilation.

Dougal:"I knew I should not have had so many of those 'sugar-cubes',I am now suffering a White-out!"

Florence:"...and it was that long....."

Missing him already,are you,Mac?

Who's going to be the first to launch a 'Bring Back Crumbly' campaign then?

Very good poetry.Welcome to the madhouse that is Staggering Stories.