"...mmmm....new testes." sorry,teeth!

Rose kept a safe distance away as the Doctor idly mused whether farts have lumps in them.....

"If william Shatner can do it,I can sing my own version of Pulp's 'Common People'..."

I name this donkey....Bottom!

I did not know there was a last minute substitution of David Tennant for Paddington Bear.Oh well,that just means lots of marmalade sandwiches left lying around the TARDIS......

The Doctor was less than happy to find out that his hands had been super-glued to the side of the TARDIS.....

The Doctor did his best to keep Rose inside the TARDIS where he had left a very pungent fart....... "Ok Rose,you can untie my shirt lapels from the TARDIS door handle now,if you don't mind....." Staggering Stories proudly presents the winners of our 'Staring Meaningfully Into The Middle Di...

Tony only wished he had a hankie but had to make do with his hand to wipe the resulting mess off the window after he had violently sneezed.....

The rest of the Staggering Stories team all thought that Tony's 'Royal Wave' needed some working on.....

Whether it is Tom Baker in 'Genesis Of The Daleks' or Chris Ecclestone in 'Parting Of The Ways',The Doctor simply cannot summon up the courage to connect two wires together and end the menace of the Daleks once and for all.No boom today or ever.....

Shame on you,Karen,for thinking such impure thoughts.Don't you know that such sinful activities can lead to hairy palms,gibbering fits and voting Labour!Besides,I am sure that our Dear Leader has a whole harem of willing concubines to pander to his every need!

Tony finds he is the latest member of the 'Terrance Dicks Fan Club' and has his neck removed as a result. Voice of Waterstones Book-store manager (Brighton Branch):"Yes,that's him,the one on the right!He was one who walked out of that Status Quo book signing last November without paying for the...