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by Andy Simpkins
Tue May 03, 2005 4:28 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Adam is another year closer to that hole in the ground...
Replies: 11
Views: 63894

I am just keeping on the right side of El Presidente as he is due to have one of his regular purges of opponents.I wish I hadn't said 'purge' as it brings back unpleasant memories...... :oops:
by Andy Simpkins
Mon May 02, 2005 6:28 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Adam is another year closer to that hole in the ground...
Replies: 11
Views: 63894

Yes,all hail our Dear and Benevolent Leader on this Public Holiday of his birthday.May he rule for many years to come.May all his political opponents be carted off in the middle of the night never to be seen again,may his loyal subjects be forced out of their houses by his black-shirted assistants,h...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun May 01, 2005 8:59 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Dalek
Replies: 14
Views: 68227

Actually,I quite liked that episode.It brought a much needed touch of pathos to the whole Dalek mythos.After all it did grab some of Roses DNA and it was mutating.It had also absorbed all of Roses feminine feelings like tenderness and compassion and that was why a tear came to its mutated Kaled eye ...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:06 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition May 2005
Replies: 5
Views: 20886

Deer Staggring Storiz.Here is a pictur of all my favorite Super-heroes bogying on down outside the Sity hall.You can see Tomb Terak,Blue Lady,Oooo and a couple of others having a fun time an gettng jiggy wiv it.My mummy likes PowerFist becauz he has big hands and for some reason that makes her all g...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Apr 24, 2005 4:50 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition May 2005
Replies: 5
Views: 20886

After a hard day fighting villians in Paragon City,the Super-heroes really knew how to party!

O:"I cannot get my arms down....."
Tonb Terak:"Contagious stuff,this arthiritis...!"

The Paragon City Super-hero Mexican wave needed a little more work......
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:44 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: "Well,it's official,Sports-fans..."
Replies: 1
Views: 8347

"Well,it's official,Sports-fans..."

If any visitor to this humble site of ours would care to take a peek at the counter on the editorial page,they will see that,as of this date,we have had hits in excess of 20,000!!The editorial staff of Staggering Stories would just like to pass on a very big 'thank-you' to all those readers who come...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:14 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Forum Resurrection!
Replies: 10
Views: 56136

Never trust Plus.net and their .......associates.....All part of a sinister plan,if you ask me.
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:31 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition April 2005
Replies: 8
Views: 32356

'There you go,Doctor,down below you are the fans you have so bitterly disappointed........'

'No,I cannot do any more Doctor who,not enough gritty Northern realism in it.......'
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:55 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: And incidently, a very happy Christmas to all of you at home
Replies: 10
Views: 54952

I think that the general consensus of opinion is that now Chris Ecclestone's name is now pronounced 'Mud'......
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:35 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition April 2005
Replies: 8
Views: 32356

"By 'eck,I didn't know that you new Autons came fully equipped now.Ouch!" In the absence of gold-plated straining handles on the Tardis' super-loo,The Doctor is forced to resort to more direct means...... Rose waited in the background,fearfully anticipating the arrival of a Chris Evans-sty...