Macfadyan,I know I like crayons,however the paper on them gets stuck between my teeth when I chew them.I also like pencils and pens as well.That is why I am the illustrator for this site.Bwah Hah Hah!!!....bwah hah hah!!! etc. P.S.How's Charlie and The Ball?

Leonard Nimoy could only turn away in disgust as William Shatner made his way towards his latest conquest.... Spock prepared himself mentally as he heated the hot wax in order to trim the young Human female's bikini line... "...and you mean to tell me,after all those years on the Enterprise,you...

"No,this isn't what the 'Staggering Stories Guide to Wonder-Sex' meant by simultaneous orgasms!' A stray proton-pack blast goes off astray and fries Winston Zeddemore to a crisp... The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man can only look on in horror as the the Ghostbusters team turn on him next when they f...

May I add my congratulations to the list as well.Although I must say that I pipped you to the post by a couple of months,I have had a chance to wander around this strange new world called ones 40th birthday and I must say it isn't all that bad.I trust you will invest in a pipe and slippers at some t...

"Listen,Rebel scum! Greedo was the bounty hunter who was shot dead in the Mos Eisley cantina by Han Solo.His elder brother,Greebo,is currently residing in a rest home for retired bounty hunters in Bognor Regis!I grow weary of this.Find me DJ Tarkin!I am in need of some 'kicking tunes'..."

"Hah,Rebel scum!I can see a nasty cavity in one of your upper molars..." 1st Stormtrooper:"I don't know about you but I am busting for a leak and there are no zippers on this armour..." 2nd Stormtrooper:"You might need to have a jimmy but I have just released an almighty tro...

Adam picked the most unusual times to practise his catalogue posing..... El Presidente,in an effort to be more accessible to his loyal subjects,decided on an innovative place for his next address to the nation.... Karen tried hard to hold her breath as the G-forces and explosive decompression of the...

It was only after seeing the pink giraffes strolling past, did the gang realise that their Cafe Latte's had been swapped for mushroom tea... Kelsey Grammer,ever the gentleman throughout the 10 year run of 'Frasier',let his barriers drop and let an almighty one off in the presence of the rest of the ...

After studying the picture of the comparative sizes of potato fries,Sigmund Freud realised he could write an entire thesis on what he had seen... Tony tries to smile as he is instantly and invisibly filleted.... A scene from Enid Blytons new childrens novel:"Five go mad with french fries in a r...

One thing I do find rather worrying is the amount of refences to 'Morden' London Underground station made by Adam.We all know what the name implies and what sinister......associates Mr.Morden had.The next time I am in Morden tube station,I shall be constantly looking over my shoulder to see if there...