Shhhhhh!....There is a very important game going on between two self-declared masters of the time-honoured game of 'Mornington Crescent'.I'm as much in the dark as you are but we should not disturb them.Watch and learn....

Adam,just caught you out.Charing Cross is an overland station as well.

May I pass on my congratulations to Our Dear Leader and chief scientist at Staggering Stories.May his bed-chamber be filled with nubile virgins,his bank balance full of embezzled cash from the IMF and may the contents of a thousand camels bladders rain down upon him by way of Allah bestowing his div...

Breadsticks?I would consider them to be a new addition to the menagerie of monsters for the Doctor to defeat.Tall,slim and crunchy with a hard exo-skeleton.Tasteless but easily defeated when exposed to a vat of humus or sour cream dip....

"You have something green with lots of tentacles and suckers clinging onto your back..." "Mal,you should really do something about that builders-bum of yours..." Inara,living up to her profession as courtesan,wondered if a hot,sweaty and kinky threesome were in order on the cargo...

Anna Friel!!??I'm sorry but I am loathe to see any Scousers in the New Who series.Tom Baker is one but he had the sense to leave Liverpool at a very early age.Forget Slough.Sir John Betjeman should have written:"Come,sweet bombs and fall on Merseyside and turn it into a radioactive pit where on...

Greetings,programs!AAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!! Here's the new amended script for "Tron" Tower Guard:"Got a renegade program here.Says his name's Jay Maynard." MCP:"What did he do?" Tower Guard:"The fat git invaded high-clearance memory and stuffed his face" MCP:&q...

It was at that moment that the Cybermen realised someone was behind the wall with a very large magnet.... "I told you it was a bad idea to re-enact the trash-compactor scene from the first Star Wars movie...!" "I'll kill the bugger who put laxatives into our digestive systems!OK troop...

"'ere,Lorne,I can see right up your nose from here...." The staff of Toys 'R'Us decided that this was to be the new Christmas must-have for the kiddies... Angel:"...and i thought having my soul taken away after bonking Buffy was bad enough!" Lorne:"Shut up you mad,irresistab...

In the time honoured words used in a British Airways TV advertising campaign several years ago: "Where is everybody???" This forum has been put here for a reason so that the strange denizens who inhabit this site can converse amongst thmselves and post up increasingly strange topics and re...

Yates:"Yes,Doctor.I know it is a horrible sight butI am sure you have finished hurling by now...." Pertweeee...:"It's not the sight of what Bessie has been turned into by those fools in the UNIT car workshop that has made me yak!It's the grotesque creature beside it!..." The Doct...