As this topic has been quiescent for a while,I would just like to say that as resident illustrator (chained to my desk without food,water or toilet facilities until I produce more illustrations,thanks to the endless wisdom of out Most Highly Revered and Merciful Leader;Adam J.Purcell (All Praise His...

Will Robinson:"Robot,what will I be when I grow up?" Robot:"You will be wearing a dress and have a bald bonce with a boney crest on it.You will also constantly be thinking of the right things to say in order to charm your way into an alien ambassadors knickers." Will Robinson:&qu...

Well,Karen.Our Benevolent Leader and Font of All Knowledge,Adam,has stated that you can have the Valley of The Kings as reward for your cringing fealty.That is all very well but I have been there and all there is on the surface are a lot of low hills and a few Dotto trains to ferry tourists to and f...

1st Alien:"Well,Captain,I have finished my survey of planet Earth and come to the conclusion that this photo shows Humans involving themselves in cross-species sexual encounters...." 2nd Alien;"Yes,I often wondered what that thingy on its dome was....." "Yes,Mr Gallichan,as ...

Welcome to the Message Board,Defender of Gallifrey and Tardis Matrix.You will find that we are a friendly bunch and we don't bite (well,not in the literal sense anyway!).Take your time to explore the site and wonder how you ever ended up here.....Cheers!

I can only echo the sentiments already aired on this board about the tragic loss of Gavin.He added a further surreal edge to our Saturday night role-playing sessions when he was down in our neck of the woods and his sense of humour was on a par with our own and even zanier at times.He will be sadly ...

"Daphne,Fred and Velma realise they had made a horrible mistake when they thought they had put a Scooby Doo soundtrack CD on and found out that it was "The Transformed Man" instead..." "There was disgust all round when they walked in on what Shaggy and Scooby were up to...&q...

...or maybe it's Tony doing his impression of William Shatner pole-dancing whilst covered in lard.If I get it finished in time,I'll have a little surprise for you all as well....

You all like bad jokes.Well,feast your eyes on these ones.... What is the difference between a heavy shower of rain and a lion with toothache? One pours with rain and the other roars with pain What's green and goes around and around? A frog in a liquidiser What do you call a man in a raincoat? Mac W...

Careful,Karen,or else we'll loose him!I think I hear the strains (and I do mean strains! of a heavenly choir starting up in th ebackground.That far away look is starting to creep over his face again.....