-->

Search found 224 matches

by Andy Simpkins
Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:31 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: November the ninth, 2006
Replies: 42
Views: 13631179

Keep on keeping in there.Just remember that the cravings only last for a few minutes before they recede and make sure you have some chewing gum handy when you do get one.The desire to spark up after a meal is always the one to watch out for so just bear that in mind.You will also find the need to ho...
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: November the ninth, 2006
Replies: 42
Views: 13631179

Best of British to you,mate.Just take it one day at a time. :mrgreen:
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition October 2006
Replies: 6
Views: 50226

Robin Hood did not have the will to tell Will Scarlett that they were no longer in the greenwood of Auld Merrie England but were being filmed on the estates of Walt Disney in California! (This is true!) "Forsooth Robin! Everytime we ride around looking heroic,I hear the faint strains of a balla...
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:49 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: oopsies
Replies: 6
Views: 115295

Chisel wrote:
i WILL be singing
Oh god no!!!
Well, we did ask William Shatner if he could do the singing but I think he was busy filming some more Bran Flakes ads or something like that so Tony will be singing instead. :D
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition September 2006
Replies: 3
Views: 29492

At last,Elvis had made the leap from performing in Las Vegas to performing in front of thousands of Imperial Stormtroopers... Elvis: "I say,I say,I say,....I wanna thank you all for being here tonight....." Captain Jack (whispering to someone off stage): "Quick,hide the rum,the bourbo...
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: ahhh....
Replies: 5
Views: 38635

tallorder wrote:Is there one for Shatner's toupee too? If not, why not?
That would be too frightening to contemplate.Besides,Shatners toupee already has a life of its own already... :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Stickers
Replies: 26
Views: 241371

The mortality rate is lower and you do not see so many Ginsters 'delivery' vans in that area.... :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition August 2006
Replies: 6
Views: 48055

Doctor: "Rose,I have seen into the future and let's just say your untimely demise involes an upright piano...."

The staring contest had been going on for a long time now with no letting up from any of the contestants....
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:36 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Stickers
Replies: 26
Views: 241371

Blimey!! All that rampant colour on the screen...I thought my monitor was on the blink and I gave it a couple of good whacks just to get the picture back on an even keel! I am sure that the elder amongst us can cast our minds back to the days when we thought that wearing those fashion disasters made...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Stickers
Replies: 26
Views: 241371

Adam J Purcell wrote:My final four stickers turned up, finally, yesterday! Also I received the special completion sticker that you can't get in the shops! It's a scary picture and I bet you can't guess who it's of! :P
The Beautiful South? Now that would be scary....... :shock: :shock: