Keep on keeping in there.Just remember that the cravings only last for a few minutes before they recede and make sure you have some chewing gum handy when you do get one.The desire to spark up after a meal is always the one to watch out for so just bear that in mind.You will also find the need to ho...

Best of British to you,mate.Just take it one day at a time.

Robin Hood did not have the will to tell Will Scarlett that they were no longer in the greenwood of Auld Merrie England but were being filmed on the estates of Walt Disney in California! (This is true!) "Forsooth Robin! Everytime we ride around looking heroic,I hear the faint strains of a balla...

Chisel wrote:

i WILL be singing

Oh god no!!!

Well, we did ask William Shatner if he could do the singing but I think he was busy filming some more Bran Flakes ads or something like that so Tony will be singing instead.

At last,Elvis had made the leap from performing in Las Vegas to performing in front of thousands of Imperial Stormtroopers... Elvis: "I say,I say,I say,....I wanna thank you all for being here tonight....." Captain Jack (whispering to someone off stage): "Quick,hide the rum,the bourbo...

tallorder wrote:Is there one for Shatner's toupee too? If not, why not?

That would be too frightening to contemplate.Besides,Shatners toupee already has a life of its own already...

The mortality rate is lower and you do not see so many Ginsters 'delivery' vans in that area....

Doctor: "Rose,I have seen into the future and let's just say your untimely demise involes an upright piano...."

The staring contest had been going on for a long time now with no letting up from any of the contestants....

Blimey!! All that rampant colour on the screen...I thought my monitor was on the blink and I gave it a couple of good whacks just to get the picture back on an even keel! I am sure that the elder amongst us can cast our minds back to the days when we thought that wearing those fashion disasters made...

Adam J Purcell wrote:My final four stickers turned up, finally, yesterday! Also I received the special completion sticker that you can't get in the shops! It's a scary picture and I bet you can't guess who it's of!

The Beautiful South? Now that would be scary.......