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by Andy Simpkins
Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Doomsday
Replies: 14
Views: 95788

Well,the only thing I can say about Army Of Ghosts and Doomsday is........WHHOOOO HOOOOOO!! Any doubts about David Tennant were swept away and I thought Doomsday a worthy climax to a very good season. A lot of people thought that Chris Ecclestone was a tough act to follow but David Tennant has fille...
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:10 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition July 2006
Replies: 4
Views: 40933

First it was pictures of Craig Charles doing Crack in the back of a taxi but he has now delivered the coup de grace to his career by having the first homosexual interspecies intercourse.... "Don't worry,Mr.Lister,my groin attachment will easily retrieve those wraps of speed that you inserted up...
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:05 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Bloomin' Hilarious
Replies: 4
Views: 32435

Oh dear,oh dear,oh dear...... :roll:
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:37 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Stickers
Replies: 26
Views: 241396

Remind you of anyone you know? :lol: :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Mon May 29, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition June 2006
Replies: 5
Views: 43895

Lenier's Toga Party was going down a treat with the other members of the religious caste.....

And then all of a sudden,a heavenly light shone down from above on the faces of the assembled Minbari and a booming voice said:'Valen is on... holiday,I,...William Shatner,have...taken his... place....'
by Andy Simpkins
Sun May 07, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: The Girl in the Fireplace
Replies: 5
Views: 39596

Quite a poignant epsode I thought.Reading the letter that Mdame Pompadour gave him reminded The Doctor of all the years he has ahead of him and the possible emptiness he faces unless he continues to have company .He would still be relativey young when all his companions are as dust on the wind and t...
by Andy Simpkins
Mon May 01, 2006 9:17 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition May 2006
Replies: 5
Views: 42930

"Maid...I have finished straining so you can wipe my bottom now....."

Rose's first job upon waking was to make sure her pelvic floor was firmly clenched.....
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Series 2, Episode 2 "Tooth and Claw"
Replies: 6
Views: 45014

Er,Lord Summerisle, I get the impression you don't like bullet time.... :)

"....Trinity....help......!! :D
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:34 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: The Stuff Of Nightmares
Replies: 22
Views: 215634

Hobbit wrote:I think it's sweet.
Would you say it was sweet when it falls out of the wardrobe and scares the daylights out of you when you are putting Keiths socks away?
by Andy Simpkins
Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:31 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: The Stuff Of Nightmares
Replies: 22
Views: 215634

Just been having a closer perusal at the advert for The Head Of P'Twee and it is claimed that it would make a good conversational piece.I think any conversation with it would be slightly one-sided but you could never accuse it of being a bad listener. The ad also states that the head can be mounted ...