First it was pictures of Craig Charles doing Crack in the back of a taxi but he has now delivered the coup de grace to his career by having the first homosexual interspecies intercourse....
"Don't worry,Mr.Lister,my groin attachment will easily retrieve those wraps of speed that you inserted up your rectal passage..."
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!