Caption Competition June 2009

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:27 am

To celebrate the success of the new Star Trek film, here's the original Captain James T. Kirk (aka William Shatner) and Commander Spock (aka Leonard Nimoy). What, though, is the caption?

tallorder · Post by **tallorder** » Sun May 24, 2009 12:42 pm

Not everyone took the recasting and then apparent success of the Star Trek prequel film so well...

Head of Pertwee · Post by **Head of Pertwee** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:14 pm

Let go of my moob you future dictator you its hurting me

BenjaminElliott · Post by **BenjaminElliott** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:54 pm

'The alien is getting ready to launch out my chest.'
'Hold it together. The alien will suffocate if we can just keep it trapped in there.'
'This dialogue is terrible.'
'It's the 3rd season. What can you do?'

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:55 pm

While Spock was in obvious distress, Kirk had a crafty feel of his man boobs.....

"And I tell you Captain, it was that long...."

"Okay Leonard, I'll forgive you for 'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins' if you forgive me for 'Mister Tambourine Man'..."

Marty · Post by **Marty** » Mon May 25, 2009 11:16 pm

Yeah, well this... is the Human Nipple Clamp.

wyn · Post by **wyn** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:26 pm

"The moob fondling I can cope with, but if you don't remove your other thumb..."

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:22 am

Kirk did what he could to stop Spock pouncing on Uhura during her latest fan dance practice.

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Caption Competition June 2009

Caption Competition June 2009