Against all probability Andy managed to get more than just his elbow into the photo. Obviously Boris wasn't celebrity enough to invoke the Camera Curse!
Tony finds he is the latest member of the 'Terrance Dicks Fan Club' and has his neck removed as a result.
Voice of Waterstones Book-store manager (Brighton Branch):"Yes,that's him,the one on the right!He was one who walked out of that Status Quo book signing last November without paying for the book!"
The head of casting for 'The Usual Suspects 2' decided this movie was going straight to video.
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!