Caption Competition July 2005

[Adam J Purcell]

Here's Tony in another tight spot but what is the caption?

[Hobbit]

As Adam's latest superduper invention sucked all the oxygen from the car, Tony realised that, for everyone else, this had been one trip too many with only his Weren't The 80s Wonderful CD to break the monotony...

[SpaceX]

EXTERMINATE!!!

[lordsummerisle]

... and later, BBC2 visits the Dunn family for another episode of "Ann Widdecombe To The Rescue"

[Hobbit]

Tony insisted he could re-enact the raunchy bit from Titanic all by himself, thank you very much.

[macfadyan]

I hate you all....

[tallorder]

Though it wasn't to be particularly quick, most were pleased that it still involved a getting away.

or

Sadly they all knew the glass wouldn't hold him for long.

or

This was the exception that proved the rule of 'Better out than in'.

or

Day 33 - In a barrel scraping move, Big Brother's newest contestant was despatched to join the house.

or

Adam smiled and knew that the remote control steering had been worth the investment. "Let the demonstration begin!" He cried. "Bwaha ha ha ha!"

or finally,

Say what you like about the immigration service, they get there in the end.

[Andy Simpkins]

Tony only wished he had a hankie but had to make do with his hand to wipe the resulting mess off the window after he had violently sneezed.....

The rest of the Staggering Stories team all thought that Tony's 'Royal Wave' needed some working on.....

[Adam J Purcell]

Keith grinned manically as the door slammed shut, trapping Tony with the deadly spiders...

[Adam J Purcell]

Just before he slammed the door on Tony, the avenging Cats Protection League official said "Let's just see how you like being buggered every night, then..."