Robin Hood did not have the will to tell Will Scarlett that they were no longer in the greenwood of Auld Merrie England but were being filmed on the estates of Walt Disney in California! (This is true!)
"Forsooth Robin! Everytime we ride around looking heroic,I hear the faint strains of a ballad called:'Everything I do,I Do It For you' by Bryan Of Adams....."
"Tell me Will,when you look at my tight Lincoln-Green leggings,do you feel a stirring in your loins?"
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!