The Torchwood Annual Ozzy Osbourne Bite-The Head-Off-A-Bat Contest took a turn for the worse when the the contestants became somewhat over-zealous in their practicing......
Weevil:"I know Captain Jack is gay but how about this for giving some head....."
The Weevil had to be restrained when he became psychotic after listening to 'The Transformed Man' one time too many.....
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!