Here's some familiar faces, DC Chris Skelton (aka Marshal Lancaster), DCI Gene Hunt (aka Philip Glenister), DI Alex Drake (aka Keeley Hawes), DS Ray Carling (aka Dean Andrews) and a, currently, unidentified WPC. What, though, is the caption?
Skelton:"Ere Guv,these trousers are really crushing my tackle....."
Hunt:"Shut it,or I'll do to you what I did to The Nonce all those years ago...."
Carling:"Here we are in the crummy backstreets of London in the early 1980's.Hardly Miami Bleedin' Vice,isn't it?"
The cast of 'Ashes To Ashes' made the most of their modelling assignment for the Marks and Spencers 'Autograph' range....
The unidentified WPC hastily tried to move out of the picture when she realised she had been pictured gurning at the camera....
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!
Shut it, Love - I dunno what's worse, Ray's sunnies, Chris's tighty-whities or that mangy dog wrapped round your neck. And who the bloody hell is she... not another slag who wants a go in CID. Jesus, come back Sam Tyler - even though he was a great... soft... sissy... girlie... nancy... French... bender... Man United supporting POOF. Now, what time is it? Oh yeah, Beer o'clock!