Caption Competition May 2009

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:27 pm

Here's Red Dwarf's writer/director Doug Naylor, some random film crew member, The Cat (aka Danny John-Jules), Arnold Rimmer (aka Chris Barrie) and Kryten (aka Robert Llewellyn). What, though, is the caption?

tallorder · Post by **tallorder** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:29 pm

You there... do you know what the point of this revival is?

Head of Pertwee · Post by **Head of Pertwee** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:53 pm

You
get me iced tea NOW!!!!

You can't get the staff Tut

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:34 pm

"You! Get out! We don't serve your type in here!"

Kryten:"Excuse me for asking, Mr. Rimmer, but where is Mr. Lister?"
Cat:"I s'pose he's slipped into his Lloyd persona and is humpin' that fat chick from Coronation Street..."

macfadyan · Post by **macfadyan** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:08 pm

You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you? Eh? I'm
pointing at you, I'm pointing at you. But I'm not actually
addressing you. I'm addressing the one prat in the country who's
bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round, and
actually work out the rubbish that I'm saying. What a poor, sad
life he's got! . . . Frankly, your act's crap. Anyway, anybody
could have done it. I hate the lot of you. Bollocks to you!

Head of Pertwee · Post by **Head of Pertwee** » Fri May 22, 2009 2:24 pm

You were talking about yourself weren't you Tone???
Don't worry they can surgically delete Red Dwarf - Back to Earth!!!

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:25 am

Adam J Purcell wrote:

Doug: "You, get down and give me twenty you useless bog bot. And you, goalpost head, spit out car bug's key. As for you, you feline freak, give back Pertwee's shirt right now... Damn kids!"

BenjaminElliott · Post by **BenjaminElliott** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:56 pm

Dave was so conceited that he had his name and his website emblazoned on the side of his jacket.

Marty · Post by **Marty** » Mon May 25, 2009 11:17 pm

Does this smell of chloroform to you?

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