Caption Competition April 2010

[Adam J Purcell]

Here's the Doctor (aka Matt Smith) and Amelia Pond (aka Amy, aka Grunhilda Knobnaker, aka Mad Pony, aka Karen Gillan) and some random member of crew. What, though, is the caption?

[Andy Simpkins]

"As you can see Amy, my sonic screwdriver is the same length as my willie...."

The stage hand also moonlighted as a part time obstetrician.....

[Adam J Purcell]

Smith: "Look here, as I sonic the director over there. Look at him dance around!!"

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Smith: "Your eyes are feeling heavy..."

[TennantFan88]

Smith: "I wish Willie was as big as this, because then I'd have hopped in to bed with at the end of Flesh and Stone!"

Gillan: "OH, GOD DAMN IT! I wish I was Companion to David Tennants' Doctor! At least he was known as David Ten-inch, well, Billie Piper called him that!"