Smith: "I wish Willie was as big as this, because then I'd have hopped in to bed with at the end of Flesh and Stone!"
Gillan: "OH, GOD DAMN IT! I wish I was Companion to David Tennants' Doctor! At least he was known as David Ten-inch, well, Billie Piper called him that!"
Doctor Who, and SGU, oh (insert cheesy rhyme) WOO HOO!