Vader: This will clear your mind of those dirty thoughts about my wife, Padme, in that Geonosian outfit...

Rebel: "We're on a diplomatic mission..."

Vader: "You can tell your friends at the UN that my master, Emperor Dubya, _will_ bring a New Order to the galaxy..."

Adam J Purcell wrote:

Vader: I'm sorry, Mr. Rebel, I can't help it - I've got an evil hand!

Vader: Don't say I didn't warn to get off this soap box!

Adam J Purcell wrote:

I'm told you're the one who did my daughter's new hair do...

I'm sure this needs no introduction but what is the caption?

Here's five of the Staggering Stories team on the Tidal Wave at Thorpe Park. Starting at the back: in the white t-shirt is Adam, next to me in the blue shirt is Keith. In the front: in the blue 'in-ger-land' cap is Tony, the bald one is Andy and with the fly-away hair is Karen. But what is the capti...

Daphne even surprised herself this time, despite often saying "I'm a little bit psychic". These new found powers of revenge on Dr. Crane were especially satisfying. What's more the pompous windbag would never even blame her - the perfect retribution for years of complaints about her cooking.

Those of you who have noticed the Firefox link at the side of most Staggering Stories pages may wonder what it is all about. I urge everyone using Windows to click on that link and discover how to surf the Internet in safety again. For far too long now people have blindly accepted the regular securi...

In recognition of the end of Frasier I give you:

Roz, Daphne, Martin,
Niles and Frasier

but what is the caption?